But there's a number you've probably never actually added up.
The Math Nobody Runs
Let's say you're paying Johnny $350 a week. That feels pretty reasonable — he's a good kid, he works hard, and every week your business shows up on Facebook and Google and wherever else he posts. Totally worth it.
Here's what $350 a week actually looks like over a year:
| Paying Johnny | BlastyBiz Pro | |
|---|---|---|
| Weekly cost | $350/week | ~$4.75/week |
| Monthly cost | $1,517/month | $19/month |
| Annual cost | $18,200/year | $228/year |
| Platforms covered | Depends on Johnny | 12+ every time |
| Time to post | Whatever Johnny charges | ~2 minutes |
Average annual savings compared to $350/week in casual social media help
What Does Johnny Actually Do All Week?
Here's the honest thing about the job Johnny's doing for you: most of it is writing the same content in eight slightly different ways, reformatting it for each platform, logging in and out of your accounts, and posting it one at a time.
Google wants local keywords and a clear call-to-action. Instagram wants something punchy with a couple of hashtags. Facebook wants a warmer, more conversational tone. Craigslist wants plain text with no fluff. Each one is different, each one takes time to do right, and each one needs to happen every single week.
That's exactly what BlastyBiz does. You fill out one form — your business info, your offer, whatever's relevant this week — and AI rewrites it correctly for every platform automatically. You tap publish, or copy-paste where the platform doesn't allow direct posting. It takes about two minutes.
"I used to spend Sunday afternoons posting to Google, Facebook, Craigslist — every week. Now I do it in 5 minutes and I'm back with my family." — Maria R., Pizzeria Owner, Naples FL
So What About Johnny?
Look — we're not saying fire Johnny. Johnny's a good kid, working through school or saving up for whatever Johnny's saving up for. He's your family (or close enough). You don't want that conversation.
But here's the honest question: if the actual job is "keep our business showing up everywhere people are looking," $228 a year handles most of it. Reliably. Every week. Without anyone having to remember.
What do you actually need Johnny for after that? Maybe nothing changes. Maybe there's something more valuable he can do with those hours for you — something AI genuinely can't. Or maybe you have the most polite conversation of the year and everyone comes out ahead. Spending a lot more time at the beach! Or studying, we meant!
Either way, you should at least know the number before you decide.
Try It Free
BlastyBiz starts at $0 — no credit card, no commitment. Fill out one form and see exactly what your posts look like for every platform before you pay anything. If you like it, Pro is $19/month. That's the whole price.